Joey Heatherton

Mar 21
2011

If Elvis were alive today, do you think he still had his original hip?

Or would he swung off its hinges long ago? Poor Elvis - there singing "Hunka Hunka Burning Love" and suddenly it flat on the stage floor and his head will "Bump Bump". Not funny at all. And do you think it would have a role in a John Waters film now, as did Patty Hearst, Joey Heatherton, and Miss Pia Zadora? And do you think that some marketing guru would have persuaded him to sell his resemblance to a peanut butter business now because he was so PB dainty sandwiches and bananas? And do you think he would play Branson today on a bill with the Osmonds and the Smothers Brothers and Jim Nabors and the master and Tennille? And would he allow his daughter to marry Michael Jackson? And do you think it would be on one of those home shopping networks today Hawking things like knock-offs of his classic clothes and sunglasses? And God in heaven, would it have been a guest star in an episode of "Murder She Wrote" in the 1980s?

i can not stop laughing long enough to answer all this, but yes, he would have his original hips .... on display in a jar at Graceland, where you could touch them for an additional $ 3. edit: it might be a guest judge on "American Idol?

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